We're All Dead Inside. And in our Dreams. [Forum Game] [Bet you could tell]

[Quiescent]

This used to be called Evil Dreams, and the rules to it are pretty simple. In fact, I can describe it through an example.
...So I'ma do that...

STAR_OVERLORD: I wish to rule the world.
The-Genderbent-Au: Granted, but the dictionary definition of "the world" changes to "a piece of paper". I wish to be a sparkly princess.
Yaaaaass: Granted, but the sparkles are really cheap and terrible and fall off. I wish for the sweet release of death.

Get it? Got it? GOOD.


I wish for birds.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but all the birds would die. I wish for fame.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but fame's the game and the game done changed.
I wish for cookies.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but the cookies will lead you to the dark side. I wish for a dragon.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but it's Winter and he tells you to fack offff.
I wish for a cinnamon roll.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but after you eat it, it's gone. I wish for a pony.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but being that rich means you grew up with Trump as your father. I wish for a Jelly Fish sandwich.

[Reedwing]

Granted, but the jelly fish comes alive and runs away, and the sandwich is bread. I wish for a farm.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but it's the old farm that your parents will tell you your pets are "sent away" to. I wish for another pencil.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but another pencil would mean you have to many. I wish for a sketchbook.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but you forgot to bring it to school. I wish for chisps.

[Reedwing]

Granted, but they're poisonous and kill you. I wish for my spine to be straight.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but two weeks later you discover Gay fanfics on it's computer sooooo. I wish for emoticons to dissappear.

[Reedwing]

Granted, but two years later they come back as ghosts and kill you. I wish for a dog.  

[Quiescent]

Granted, but dogs aren't real the illuminitu stole them all u idiot persun scummmmm. I wish for stuff & thangs.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but the stuff and things will destroy all your softballs and crush your hopes and dreams. I speak from experience. I wish to die.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but they confuse you with someone who died that believed in Hinduism and you are now a small softball child again. I wish for Google Bot back.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but Google Bot will malfunction and destroy the demonic game which is softball. I wish Softball never existed.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but BallSoft becomes the top game and it's still basically softball. I wish for Pipe to stop being a big ol' jerk.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but then they'd be out of character. I wish for Katie to post her biography so we can start.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but she doesn't. I WISH THAT TOOOOOOO.

[Catastrophica]

Granted, but it's not gonna happen. I wish for new fingers.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but the finger-theif takes your new ones. I wish for typos to not exist.

[Catastrophica]

Tht can not nt happn. I wish for pie to not exist.

[Quiescent]

Granted, but pier dey es greeeet. I wish for hail.

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